I’ll be sure to add a link on my personal blog to my Tindeck. Everything I’ve done so far is there.

Yep. My Tindeck’ll still be there with all the old stuff, as well as anything new I do.

Hey guys, I’m afraid that the end has come for this blog. In just a couple of weeks I’ll be headed off to college, and as much as I would love to piss off every person within two floors of my dorm with terrible singing, I would prefer not to be justifiably hated by my peers. At any rate, if you like my voice I’ll still be voicing things over at my ask blog as well as with the voicing group that I’m a part of, and I sometimes post things on my personal blog as well. I’m gonna leave this blog up for a couple of days to allow people time to unfollow so it doesn’t become stuck in their followed page, so if you see it’s still up in the next few days don’t think that it’s stayin that way. In conclusion, thank you for following me and listening to the bullshit that I spout. I wish only the best for all of you. Goodbye. 

Okay, finally posting another song! 

Original Song: Sweating Bullets by Megadeth

Rewrite Name: Sweating Bullets (Equius’d)

Tindeck Link: http://tindeck.com/listen/ufil

Lyrics:

D —> Hello me… Meet the real me

D —> And my wretched way of life
D —> This dark blue blood is my
D —> Most valued possession

D —> Hindsight is always 20-20 
D —> Looking back it’s still a bit fuzzy
D —> Speaking of our collective past?
D —> A sad story… Better to leave it repressed!

D —> Feeling paranoid
D —> Can’t trust my own ilk
D —> Anxiety’s attacking me, and
D —> I need a glass of milk

D —> I’m in trouble for the things
D —> I can’t remember yet
D —> I’m cracking my knuckles
D —> And my towels are getting wet
D —> Sweating bullets

D —> Hello me It’s me again
D —> You can subdue, but never tame me
D —> Can you tell if you restrained your passions
D —> Or could it be that you reveled?

D —> Just remember that it’s always your fault
D —> And know that you will never change
D —> A b100b100d has to understand
D —> His limitations

D —> Feeling claustrophobic
D —> But these walls I cannot break
D —> My STRENGTH does me no good here
D —> How much more can I take

D —> I’m in trouble for the things
D —> I can’t remember yet
D —> I’m gritting my teeth
D —> And my towels are getting wet
D —> Sweating bullets

D —> Well, me… it’s nice talking to myself
D —> A credit to depravity
D —> Someday you will know what happened
D —> And smile at your sin
D —> If your STRENGTH does not break
D —> Perhaps my thirst you will not slake
D —> Feel my tendrils on your mind
D —> Here I come again

D —> Feeling paranoid
D —> Can’t trust my own ilk
D —> Anxiety’s attacking me
D —> And I need a glass of milk

D —> Feeling claustrophobic,
D —> But these walls I cannot break
D —> My STRENGTH does me no good here
D —> How much more can I take

D —> Once you had repressed me
D —> Now you’ve untressed me
D —> Showing validity
D —> For your stupidity

D —> I’m cracking my knuckles
D —> I’m gritting my teeth
D —> Oh, here I come again
D —> Sweating bullets

broadwayzahhak:

Remember three weeks ago when I said I’d have a song out in the next week? Yeah, just assume any deadline I set for myself is the same as that and we’ll get along fine. At any rate I’d like to thank the lovely Janecrockerstits for providing a bit of Aradiabot for me, and I hope all you followers enjoy this rewrite of Baby’s Got Back by Sir-Mix-A-Lot! My name for it is “I like Big Bots”

Tindeck Link: http://tindeck.com/listen/eojw

Lyrics:

 D—> I like big bots and I can not lie

D—> You lowbloods can’t deny

D—> When that girl walks in with her iron waist

D—> and those rivets in your face

D—> You must sweat, have to stop and stare 

D—> Because you noticed that bot was buffed

D—> Chrome shining in the moonlight

D—> Mechanisms wound up so tight

D—> Megido, I want to repair you

D—> and then ensnare you

D—> Other highbloods have tried to warn me

D—> But I need you to come and scorn me

D—> Hey, red-blood-steel-skin

D—> You want to be more than friends

D—> Well, command me, demand me

D—> because I know you understand me

D—> I’ve seen you breaking

D—> Well I’m done with faking

D—> She’s iron, steel,

D—> and the only thing left that’s real

D—> I’m tired of other trolls

D—> Saying they don’t like how I roll

D—> Take any battlebot and ask them that

D—> She has to have betteries in the back

D—> So, robots (Yes) robots (Yes)

D—> Did your hardware make the cut (Oh yes)

D—> Then go and scold them (scold them) scold them (Scold them)

D—> Tell them what is what

D—> My baby’s a bot

D—> Lowblood poise with highblood beauty

D—> My baby’s a bot

D—> I like them cold and metal

D—> And when I just can’t settle

D—> I can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like trash

D—> That’s when I clash

D—> I want to feel your whip

D—> And ugh, crack-it, ugh, ugh

D—> I’m not talking about candys

D—> Because licorice is for dandys

D—> I want your fury, STRONG and unyielding

D—> I don’t want any shielding

D—> Zahhak keeps sweating

D—> Wanting you abetting

D—> So I’m looking at machines

D—> Pint-sized tin cans that can’t stay clean

D—> You can have your cans

D—> They couldn’t handle a real man

D—> And to all the soulbots, I want your hands upon me

D—> Your wrath up on me

D—> And I must tell the truth when I say I want you  

D—> Untill the break of dawn

D—> Soulbots never steer me wrong

D—> But many f00ls won’t like this song

D—> Because they would rather hit you, or quit you

D—> While I do nothing but permit you

D—> Because I’m STRONG, and I’m b100

D—> And inside so are you!

D—> So, soulbots {yes} Soulbots {what}

D—> If you’re good at tying knots 

D—> Then come back, reverse the flow

D—> Everyone will finally know

D—> My baby’s a bot

D—> My baby’s a bot

D—> So your cyborg has a warp core, with adamantium plating in store

D—> But that plating isn’t needed to score

D—> My stallion don’t want none

D—> Unless you’ve got bolts, hun

D—> You can install upgrades, or patches

D—> But please don’t lose those bolts

D—> Some mechanics want to make you sleek

D—> And say that bolts are weak

D—> Their lowblood ways just rend you

D—> And I’ve got to move quick to mend you

D—> So Sollux says you’re cold

D—> Well that slime needs to be told 

D—> Of your iron fist and stern disposition

D—> He should go back to fishin’

D—> To the tin cans made by strider:

D—> You’re weaker than the spider

D—> Give me a soulbot, so I can make my soul hot

D—> The feeling hits me like a bow shot

D—> Some lowblood went and said 

D—> That we could never become red

D—> Such talk is low and crude

D—> I know you’d never be that rude

D—> So soulbots, if your fist is cold,

D—> And you want me to do as I’m told,

D—> Dial 1-900-Zahhack

D—> And put your mark upon my back

D—> My baby’s a bot!

Just felt like bringing this back…

Okay guys, here’s a thing I made pretty quick!

Original Song: Closer (Nine Inch Nails)

Rewrite Title: The same thing. Call it whatever you want. I’ve got nothing.

Tindeck Link: http://tindeck.com/listen/dtll

Lyrics:

D —>Order me to violate you

D —> Order me to desecrate you

D —> Order me to penetrate you

D —> Please make me complicate you

D —> Make me I’ve lost all of my pride

D —> Make me I want no one but you

D —> Make me the only one to order me

D —> Make me debase myself

D —> I want to serve you like an animal

D —> No need to keep any pride

D —> I want to serve you like an animal

D —> My caste placement is flawed

D —> Your hoof is ironshod

D —> You can control my body

D —> You can control the rage that it holds

D —> You can control my flawed mind

D —> You can control my everything

D —> Make me tear down my respect

D —> Make me forget my b100d

D —> Make me your willing servant

D —> Make me become somebody else

D —> I want to serve you like an animal

D —> No need to keep my pride

D —> I want to serve you like an animal

D —> My caste placement is flawed

D —> Your hoof is ironshod

D —> Throughout the spectrum

D —> Between the b100d

D —> Despite your place

D —> Your filthy mud

D —> I follow your orders to the letter

D —> Even though I am your better

Well, you guys asked for it so here it is. It’s a perfect representation of this blog’s motto: Broadway Equius: Making bad music worse every day.

Original song: Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO

Rewrite: Sweaty and I Know It

Tindeck: http://tindeck.com/listen/rngt 

Lyrics: To be posted in a bit

Hey guys! I’m bored and happy so I made this! I really don’t know what it is, but it seems meowraily so yeah! Okay! 

Tindeck: http://tindeck.com/listen/bmim

Okay, we now return to your regularly scheduled Broadway Equius style nonsense! Today’s song features the awesome Case from AskKarkatVoice as Karkat! If you are not yet following him something is very wrong.

The Original song: Like a Boss

The New Version: Like a Horse (Feat AskKarkatVoice)

The Tindeck: http://tindeck.com/listen/qsfh

The Lyrics: 

OKAY EQUIUS, I’VE BEEN HEARING THAT YOU’RE EVEN MORE FUCKED UP THAN USUAL LATELY, AND AS THE LEADER OF THIS BULGEBRAINED LITTLE PARADE I WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON

D —> I’m the horse

WHAT. FUCK IT, NEVERMIND, JUST TELL ME WHAT KIND OF FUCKING HOOFBEASTMANURE YOU’VE BEEN UP TO LATELY

D —> Very well

D —> The first thing I did this morning was…

D —> Put on my glasses (like a horse)

D —> Grab some towels (like a horse)

D —> Drink milk (like a horse)

D —> Order lowb100ds (like a horse)

D —> Speak with highb100ds (like a horse)

D —> Sweat profusely (like a horse)

D —> Want them to order me (like a horse)

D —> They didn’t (like a horse)

D —> Approach Megido (like a horse)

D —> Get rejected (like a horse)

D —> Run to Nepeta (like a horse)

D —> Feelings jam (like a horse)

D —> Rest in robot pile (like a horse)

D —> Become angry (like a horse)

D —> Smash some robots (like a horse)

D —> Lost a tooth (like a horse)

D —> Calm down (like a horse)

D —> No motivation (like a horse)

D —> Get more towels (like a horse)

D —> Overwhelming sadness (like a horse)

D —> Make a soulbot (like a horse)

D —> Try to kiss it (like a horse)

D —> This act is just far too 100d, I cannot

D —> Cluckbeast out (like a horse)

D —> Restrain my passions (like a horse)

D —> Jump through the roof (like a horse)

D —> Punch a lich (like a horse)

D —> Kill a denizen (like a horse)

D —> Wreck my land (like a horse)

D —> Destroy skaia (like a horse)

D —> Derse too (like a horse)

D —> Fall asleep (like a horse)

D —> In a dream bubble (like a horse)

D —> Meet a horse (like a horse)

D —>Wild fornification (like a horse)

D —> Go god tier (like a horse)

D —> Find Bec Noir (like a horse)

D —> Punch his snout in (like a horse)

D —> Now he’s dead (like a horse)

HAVE YOU BEEN AROUND GAMZEE AGAIN? WHAT IN ALL THAT IS FUCK EQUIUS, HOW MUCH SOPOR SLIME DID HE FEED YOU!?

D —> I’m the horse

GODDAMMIT, JUST KEEP YOUR IDIOT MUSCLEBOUND SELF HERE FOR A SECOND, I’M GOING TO TRY TO FIND A STOMACH PUMP OR SOMETHING IN THIS SHITHOLE OF A LAB.

D —> Vantas, I am the horse

YEAH I KNOW YOU’VE SAID THAT LIKE A MILLION FUCKING TIMES NOW

D —> I’m the horse

This isn’t a song, but it’s something that I’ve wanted to do for a while now. I like doing jokey stuff like this, so I’m considering doing a series in this style, just let me know if you’d like to see any more of these “Equiventures”

Also your regularly scheduled Broadwaystuck programming will return soon. That is all.